Hey there! I'm Ashton! I'm Konko, I love Tacos, I also love Coheed and Cambria (They're about as good as tacos). I'm really kind of boring and no fun to talk to. I apologize if it takes me forever to get back to you.

 

officialunitedstates:

my life plan after graduating is:

  1. get an apartment
  2. find a job
  3. buy a dog
  4. figure out how credit cards work
  5. prepare for the great robot wars
  6. fight in the great robot wars

hackedmotionsensors:

whoop-de-do-christmasdrew:

pewpewlasernipples:

karlmarxofficial:

catbountry:

Pugs.

are pugs even real or did someone just dream them into existence after a bad acid trip

I SPIT OUT MY TEA

I am the pug with the blankie

(Source: ghostparties)

werewolfau:

bbybirdbarton:

jodiamandis:

lightspeedsound:

High School Fads, 1944

Ok so now I’m on the look out for lesbians with hair bows in the back

This ^^^

I just like how the bow on the left is a ‘signal and a chllange’ it’s like yeah, Betty’s been going steady with Tommy for a few weeks now, but let’s see if Ronny can step up his game before Betty becomes a right bow kind of girl

can i use ‘she wears her bow in the back’ as a euphemism now?