Google Image Search “(your name) the hedgehog”. I can almost guarantee there will be results and they will be incredibly horribly drawn.
this wasnt the first option but damn i just wanted to post this
its on the first row at look
daaamn look at that bitch with his bagpipes riding a fucking chicken
if that doesnt scream bamf then what does
I called his step-mom, and found out he’d been in a car accident.
A few worry-filled hours later, his father would call me and tell me: “Jen? It’s bad.”
My best friend would be declared dead about a day and a half later.
My whole body hurts. My brain hurts. Living hurts.
It didn’t get better— I just got numb for a little bit before it hit me like a hammer. The same feeling, all over again.
I’m madly in love with this new girl at work that we trained, and she went to another branch and we email each other all day like crazy.
What is even happening, how do I deal with this.
Bonus: British accent. My god.
You forgot: *insert whole movie here*