davidstrider: did anyone ever find out if annie was ok
shooting-star-summit: shavingryansprivates: dietchola: dietchola: dietchola: dietchola: twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky DROP THE BASS! *BOOM schwum schwum WEEE schwum schwum BOOM schwum schwum WEE BOOOOOooo BOOM wawawawawawa WEE wawawa WEE wawawa BOOM wawawawawawa WEE wawawa WEE wawawa POW...
I'm bad at this
pyroaries: So… I just got a girlfriend and I’m EXCITED and HAPPY! The thing is, I just dunno how to act. I’ve always had trouble with knowing how to act around my SO. I -REALLY- like my girlfriend, but I just… feel like a total dweeb BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW HOW TO ACT AROUND HER. It’s worse around her because I get REALLY NERVOUS and I don’t think clearly. AW GEEZ ‘NEE.
Constructing the Sarcophagus: So I fucked up →
bluandorange: I talked with my birthmom today about what I was told at Cartoon Network Apparently it was scam. They try to convince students to not graduate so that they can be hired by entertainment studios for lower prices and stay locked in bottom-rung animation positions by the ‘sorry,…
What I Learned From Tumblr
1. Females can be even hornier than men
2. Not all guys are total jerks
3. Be thankful that the friends you do have in RL don't live a whole continent away
4. Age doesn't always matter when it comes to friendships
5. 12.9 year olds belong at Super Wenie Hut Jr.'s
6. Slenderman is freaking scary!
7. Don't. Wear. Crocs.
8. Don't! Blink!
9. There are people out there who will fangirl over history
10. Draw a circle, that's the Earth
11. Hufflepuffs, Ravenclaws, Gryffindors, and Slytherins can all either be the coolest people ever, or the worst. It all depends on the person
12. COULLLLSOOOOON NOOOOO
13. Don't insult someone's fandom/ship/OTP
14. Don't tag your hate
15. How to be a less judgemental person
16. How to also be a more judgemental person
17. Snakes can be adorable
18. Spiders are still scary
19. Sharks are awesome
20. FRANCE IS NOT A RAPIST
21. The world is bigger and more diverse than thought
22. People can be there for you to help you through a hard time if you'd let them
23. An adorable animal will reduce anyone to a puddle of goo
24. Everyone has at some point listened to a song and pretended they were on stage/in a music video
25. How to be a better writer
26. How to be a better drawer
27. That a great friendship can be born if you just say 'Hi'
28. A truly great friendship forms when you and someone else can fangirl about something
29. Don't. Talk. About. Tumblr.
30. Alot about the human anantomy (porn)
31. Mermaids would be more likely to have dolphin-like tails than fish-like tails
32. Sometimes, the word 'butts' can make anyone happy
33. Many people have mastered the art of reading smut with a straight face, but no one has learned how to do so when it comes to fluff.
34. Magic Anons are fun
35. Don't assume things
36. That faith in humanity can be restored
37. "900 years of Time and Space, and I've never met anyone who wasn't important"
39. Everyone needs a friend to be there for them
And yet, the one thing I haven't learned from tumblr is...WHAT THE HECK IS HOMESTUCK ABOUT?!
^ Oh dear. That's too much of a loaded question, dear.
things that terrify me:
friendlyangryfeminist: a woman pursuing a man who is not interested is ‘creepy’ or ‘crazy’. she deserves scorn and should be laughed at. if this woman is considered less attractive than the man, the man will be pitied. compared to a man pursuing a woman who has said no, gives her gifts and continues to ask her on a date is ‘romantic’, ‘sweet’ and worthy of our respect and pity. the man’s...
no-dana-only-zuul: becausebeausaidno: ...
horny-dolphins: “if my son was gay i would ship him and his friends XD”
orbotooc: I think we can all agree, Sonic Team has some pretty awesome dudes working there.
knowyouravatarfacts: mirandas-ass: 8bitboy: calumhitthepostlimitnw: is it REALLLLLLLY “Mako Appreciation Day” well you’re all appreciating the wrong Mako this is the Mako worth appreciating PREACH now this Mako was a super talented guy. I would’ve loved to have been able to meet him Attention to all my followers let’s take some time to appreciate the real mako here
niccagetier: but what if we are the update no, fandom, you are not the update. … I am not the update either.
gurrldown: sherlockianofbadgers2486: ...
I just had the greatest moment ever with a little...
Kid wearing a Batman shirt: *standing in the middle of the aisle and sees me, places his fists on his hips and looks at me* Batwoman.
Me, also wearing a Batman shirt: Batman.
Kid: Are you keeping Gotham safe?
Me: Yes. Have you captured the Joker?
Kid: Not yet, but soon. Keep up the good work. *he spins around quickly and runs the other direction*
thebesthomestuck: thebesthomestuck: mothbooty: mothbooty: when you’re caught doing someone you’re not supposed to oh yM GOD I SAID SOMEONE BUT I MEATN SOMETHING or did you
joedee: Enable the ask feature on your blog you twat! I have questions! What kind of a professor doesn’t allow his students to ask questions??!! FUCK I’M GOING TO FAIL YOUR CLASS.